This is the Epic Bidoof. When God created bidoofs, he removed all their coolness, awesomness and dignity, just so he could put it all in a single body. It is rarer than any shiney. This bidoof can only be captured by Chuck Norris. This bidoof subsists solely on the blood of internet trolls.
This bidoof ate Brock's eyes.
This bidoof can see you right now.
This bidoof knows where Waldo is... and has marked him for later.
The universe sprung into existence out of fear of what this bidoof would do to it if it didn't keep it entertained.
This bidoof is divisible by zero.
This bidoof pities Mr T.
This bidoof has already pinpointed the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
...(I call it. The epic bidoof AND all these jokes i made up are officially mine. MINE! ...I want to put this on a shirt... and i just might. And yes, if you don't want the word bubble, i CAN get rid of it.)